Rosario + Vampiric Dragon Chapter 2 (Patreon)

Thankfully I had a good bit of money added to my luggage so I wouldn't need to mug people for their money to pay for my lunch and anything else for a good bit at least. But as I experimentally bit into a packaged ham and cheese sandwich... I fucking shuddered as an unholy sense of utter revulsion came over me that made my eyes water as my body utterly rejected the bite of the sandwich.

In my previous life, I was once dared to eat a whole red velvet cake with butter creaming icing and it was just so damned sweet that after eating literally three pounds of the cake I was sweating, and when I went to eat a wad of the icing... My body just locked up and convulsed with the icing that just entered my throat being projectile launched across the table by my throat rejecting it with all the subtlety of a baseball on a bat.

That was the sandwich. It tasted fine, a little dry but it was a packaged sandwich... I looked down at the rest of the sandwich and as I considered trying to force down a bite to see what would happen I heard the thunking of can's falling down from their perch in the vending machine. 'Oh yeah, vampires can drink tomato juice as a substitute.' I remembered and quickly got myself a can of tomato juice and as I did so, I froze as in the space of time I went to get my own can of juice I saw my table was taken.

By Moka Akashiya and of course, this new Mai girl who I had a feeling was the token human the enigmatic headmaster decided to take on for a number of reasons into his school of monsters. "Sorry! The other tables were full, I hope you don't mind?" Moka said earnestly in apology as they took their seats at my table which was a good bit out of the way.

In response, I blinked before shaking my head wryly as I realized I had no chance in avoiding canon really, unless I harshly shut them down. And I wasn't a dick. "It's alright, we blood drinkers need to stick together, Jake Barriss," I said introducing myself with a handshake and with a small smile making Moka's eyes widen in glee as she squealed.

"Oh, are you a vampire too!?" She asked excitedly before freezing and chuckling with an abashed expression as she seemingly just remembered, we weren't supposed to share or change into our monster forms.

I nodded slightly in agreement though... I may not have been a full vampire or even dragon, and I needed to know if there even were dragons anymore here in Rosario X Vampire, but as I popped open the can and began drinking the can of tomato juice and could stomach it without issue. I knew I needed to embrace my vampiric side before I could fully embrace my new draconic heritage.

"So... Mai was it?" She twitched at my looking upon her with my crimson-slitted eye's and I winked as I said evenly. "Don't worry, just because you are a witch or basically just a human with some magical potential no one will look down on you," I said and she took the lifeline like the girl drowning that she was.

Oh dear gods I just realized if I did anything with this girl. Wouldn't that make me Edward and her Bella? Ew...

"Yeah, my family sent me here to learn magic!" Mai said quickly making up an excuse which made Moka's head tilt to the side as she muttered.

"Huh... So the magical energy within your blood is what made your blood so delicious?" Moka said innocently and I chuckled as Mai flushed brightly and covered her face in embarrassment.

I even went further as I fake sighed. "Ah Moka, you have already claimed this little morsel to be your most precious person I see... Pity that." And my teasing made Mai cry out in anguish as she buried her face into her arms at how Moka with little idea of what I meant said plainly.

"Indeed Mai Aono has been a good friend to me today and I claim her as my most precious person now!" She said oh so damned adorably making me snort lightly into my can of juice.

But the moment of nicety was ruined as the literal hentai ntr Orc dude named Seizou stomped over to our table and stamped his leg atop a single empty seat next to Moka and he leaned over her with his obscenely long serpentine tongue rolling out of his mouth and drooling a stream of slime onto the table and as he whipped his tongue around to tease Moka to unsettle her before he got into his shtick... A fucking glob of his slimy mucus like a slam dunk slapped onto my can of juice and slid into the hole and made a harsh splashing noise as it landed in the leftover juice within.

"That's why you need a real monster to watch out for you girl sweet cheeks... Otherwise, that little cutie next to you is gonna end up being a little amputated toy kept in a stronger monster's dorm." He said clearly threatening Mai and Moka but all I could feel was fucking outrage.

I felt a building rage that made no sense to me at it's scale, all but spitting fucking fury at how this... Ant got its disgusting fluids upon what I deigned to call my food.

I spoke slowly but my voice carried with deep tenor. "There is two rules in the men's code of conduct to one another... You don't step on their shoes, and you won't spit in their food." My hand grabbed his kneel that was placed atop the chair and I said quietly. "Apologize," I said simply.

Sekizou's eyes locked onto me for the first time and then with a blur his fist rammed forward into my cheek and I realized even as the punch didn't hurt at fucking all... I wasn't at all braced to take the blow and I was sent ass over tea kettle as chair was sent skidding across the outdoor patio that went silent at Sekizou throwing hands so quickly.

"Shut up cuck." He said and then made a sucking noise as he seemingly helicoptered his long tongue around in a wide circle with his tongue going from his chest to even above his head with the movement.

I blinked at the fucking idiot as Moka eyed the man with a frown from behind me and then looked at me with relief seeing I was perfectly fine. I then got up and carelessly patting my backside of any imaginary dust as I looked at the orc and idly I noted that I felt zero hesitation at the thought of brutalizing the man.

I walked forward with my eye's locked onto him and he grinned and squared up and when I got close he threw a quick jab at my face again but with out it being a sucker punch I was ready for the blow and as his fist collided with my palm making a whip cracking noise at the air escaping from the collision. I closed my hand around his fist with all my strength and I heard him scream as his fist clearly broke under my grip but I dragged him closer, almost to the point of a kiss...

"Don't spit on a man." I said simply and quickly before I pulled in on my inner fire and Sekizou screamed all for a second as a fiery flame escaped my mouth and covered his face burning away his yakuza cut of brown hair and after three seconds of burning I spun around threw the shuddering form of the orc who was turning into his monster form across the field and into the nearby forest.

I looked back over to Moka and Mai and although Moka if anything looked relieved at my actions. There was no denying the fear within Mai's eye's at my burning the orc's face. "Uhm, Jake... Won't you get expelled for hurting him like that?" Mai asked weakly as Moka asked how I breathed fire and in response, I eyed her with a wry smile.

"Mai, students die or get crippled every week here in Youkai Academy," I said bluntly. "This is a school for monsters where might makes right... The only hard rule is for students not to fuck with the teacher's unless provoked lest you want the headmaster to fold you like a table and throw you into a hell dimension to be tormented for eternity."

And even that seemingly hard rule was one that mean squat... I mean the gym teacher was a rapist tentacle monster of a Leviathan, the art teacher was a Medusa who had a art fetish for turning students in sculptures. The math teacher was a  manticore with a tailussy who could mind control people and download thoughts into them with the tailussy swallowing their head.

That was just the teachers off the top of my head... To say nothing of the sadistic student council and other things.