Cursed to Infinity Chapter 12 (Patreon)

Fucking Makima... I had hoped to stay out of Chainsawman's bullshit Control Devil nonsense for as long as I could. But it seems with myself  being made a Special Grade Sorcerer in terms of supporting others.

I had no choice but to stick out like a damn nail for her to pick at.

The question is now... How long until Makima decides she needs to use a hammer claw to pull me out into her grasp? Or use the hammer to simply nail me down and remove me from the board altogether.

"Whelp, the wicked bitch of the East is gone." Toji drawled out with a chuckle before popping his neck side to side as he visibly relaxed.

"So... How utterly fucked am I Toji?"

Toji looked up at me. With his dark bored eyes and then he stated bluntly. "You are turbo fucked little man... If you leave the boundaries of the Kyoto Jujutsu School's wards anyway." 

He shrugged and said with a wry smile. "She has a lot of shit on her plate honestly. Personally... If you stay here out of her way and view. She quite literally has bigger fish to fry than to bother with you, and earning my ire." 

My lips twitched at the firm proof of how holding up here in this school with my two live-in beautiful servants and being paid extremely well to heal people was the right move.

It certainly beat living outside the school's powerful boundaries and wards that kept the spirits, devils, demons, and curses out of the area.

"So, you are good for now Jake. Now go on and get. Fucking man up and impregnate those two maids you got as well. I got the fucking elders breathing down my neck to see if your spiritual technique will be inherited as well." He finished with some actual annoyance in his voice.

'They are my fucking maids... I can impregnate them whenever I WANT TO!' I thought incredulously before snorting at the thought of Mei Mei who also wanted me to impregnate Ui Ui as well for her to groom the child later on.

"See ya Toji." I said with an exasperated sigh as I couldn't win against Toji with how shameless he was.

I mean maybe I could tattle to his wife to put him in the dog house... But then Toji could fucking jump me in the hospital parking lot and with his speed I didn't want the typical two-man JJK jumping being delivered by a single dude. Who was moving so fast that I thought I was getting beaten up by multiple people.

Though, its not like I could go straight home now. I still had my shift at the hospital to do my daily healing session.

Once I got there, one of the nurses ran up to me and spoke quickly and very quietly. "Oh Jake, it's good you are here. We have a rough situation. One the lower elders of the Zenin clan got into a fight with... The Chlamydia devil, and he needs to be cured." 

My face... I fucking looked at the nurse and hissed out. "What the hell happened to him? I don't want to catch chlamydia myself!?"

The nurse gave me a dark look before she clinically spoke. "The subject has all the major signs of chlamydia across his body. He has many open leaking sores in his mouth that necessitated the use of a breathing tube so he didn't drown in the fluids. His anus is also leaking tainted fluids at an alarming rate. And his testicles have swollen to the size of cantaloupes while his penis has also been discharging a... A large amount of tainted fluid." 

I drew a hand across my face before I said flatly. "Mercy kill him..."

The nurse's face twitched but I coughed and said. "Give me a minute to put on a diving suit under a hazmat outfit... I don't want to breath around the dude, which room and wing is he in?" 

After the nurse told me I was on my way, getting on a hazmat outfit with all the openings tapped over with duct tape so I was in a sealed environment. 

And I knew the site as there was a literal suction hose going into the room leading into the chemical dump under the hospital that was pumping out all the... Fluids from the Zenin clan elder. 

"Now how the fuck did you get infected with chlamydia just by fighting the devil?" I asked myself along with the elder who choked and gagged in answer around his breathing tube stuck down his throat so he didn't drown on all the chlamydia fluids going down his throat.

And a doctor who was studying the literal patient zero of chlamydia and collecting samples helpfully said. "The chlamydia devil was a 'Succubus' type. It was taking the form of a prostitute he was engaged with and he already has HIV and his Syphilis was in remission so he didn't believe in using... Protection." 

I gave the dude an utterly disgusted expression before I said flatly. "Seriously... Die in a fucking hole. [Krasaar, Govey, Vokrii] 

The words I spoke translated basically to 'Sickness, Remove, Restore' so with the voice of dragons I told the sickness to be removed and then the lost flesh to be restored back to a healthy state.

And I grimaced and shuddered as I heard loud glugging noises as the hoses worked over time as all his blisters popped and all their fluids audibly drained before all the tainted fluids washed down his body with the orderlies spraying his form down with some form of a chemical shower.

"Alright! I am going to get this outfit burned and I hope I never have to see such an abomination again... And I know it's not my place. But seriously. Fucking an actual STD devil? What kind of sorcerer does that?" I muttered aloud as I stomped out of the unit and got changed.

Then for the other five healing sessions, I had some other wonderful things to fix... A very rich mundane man who decided to paint his roof broke both his knees and back crippling himself as he fell off the roof so I had to fix him.

I had to help fix a sorcerer woman who had to have an emergency C-Section due to a spirit entering her womb as her child was... 'Stillborn' and said child was mutating into a wraith and devouring the would-be mother's lifeforce.

So while the sorcerer on duty beat the mutated wraith to death with her bare hands in another room, I was stuck holding the sorcerer's hand as she was crying about her stillborn child.

Which a fun fact! Said stillborn that was inhabited was by the spirit of an orphan child she knew was squatting in her area and now she was all torn up about A- her own child being stillborn. And now B- due to her fucked up hormones she was breaking my hand as she cried about feeling guilty about the orphan who had obviously died as its vengeful spirit crawled up into her womb.

'Dear god... Now I know why medical staff have the biggest turnover rate in almost all fields.' I cursed as I went home mentally fried after the day.

But hey. On the bright side, all the 'VERY' creative Thuum usage was doing wonders for my soul becoming more powerful along with my body naturally growing stronger. Now I just needed to spar with my 'besto friendo' tomorrow at the gym.