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I knew that blasting random Pokemon in the face wouldn't give Rose xp points or whatever to level up and evolve so I wasn't so interested in my bloodthirsty Ralts arsonistic goals. "No Rose, be good." I scolded her lightly making her cross her arms over her chest and hang her head low.

All the while sending a gut-wrenching pouting feeling that threatened to make me want to give her the ok to do it. But I held firm... I stopped Rose from lighting the Kakuna on fire as we gave the tree holding the Pokemon some space as I did have a thought in mind.

What if that Kakuna was just temporarily alone and hearing it cry out or letting out some kind of pheromone? A whole damned swarm of Beedrill came after me? I remember very distinctly in the Pokedex saying that Beedrill could easily use their stingers to punch through a solid inch thick of steel.

Having an entire jousting lance shoved through my chest by a flying tank-sized Alpha fucking Beedrill was not the way I wanted to die.

Unbidden a terrible fucking thought hit my head... With how most Pokemon were rather intelligent, what if some of the wild ones knew about Mega stones, and how fucked would I be if I ran into a pissed-off Mega Beedrill that was the head of the Thunder of its kind. Yeah hell no!

We walked 'peacefully' through the forest and other than encountering a trio of Rattata eating a Weedle they caught that got to receive Rose's affection in the form of a big ass ball of Mystic Exploding in their face when they decided that human would make a good snack.

[Thorn Princess- Besides the cute yet scary monsters, this world is definitely very beautiful! Oh and Jake is there actually anything you would like me to donate? I mean money is a bit tight but I would like to help to!]

I made a noise of thought as I held a hand to my chin as I thought bemusedly. 'What can an assassin give me who is on the poorer side of things.' Eventually I shrugged and said with a slight smile. "Oh, I don't know honestly. Besides Princess of Ruination being a whale and having all the resources to throw at me, I guess I would like if you could maybe send me some food maybe?"

Adding onto that I smiled wryly and said. "Even the great Satoru Gojo supposedly can't find a single thing to donate and is being struck by lightning by the system."

And in but moments I got the reaction I expected.

[Worst Teacher- Fuck you and this system! Do you have any damned idea when I got struck by lightning?! I was literally walking and talking with my fellow Jujutsu Sorcerers and all of a damned sudden I get struck by lightning that bypassed my Limitless!]

[Virgin Mindcontroller- You did deserve it from talking back after all. By the way, what would a Geass or Knights be worth to the system?]

And even as Gojo raged at being made fun of by Rias and Ai with Rias then whirling on me for calling her a whale even though she couldn't deny it... The system responded quickly to Lelouch's inquiry.

[Maou, Mod- You donating a Geass would give the streamer far more spiritual power with his psychic powers and access to a Pokemon move based on the Geass he could have gotten out of the contract. As for what you would get for the Geass, that would be your own Geass being protected from going out of control even when it spreads to your other eye in power along with the ability to be able to use your Geass on people twice instead of only once.]

[Kriegan, Admin- As for mechs... Depending on if its a Knight of the round grade mech we would give the streamer a high-tier Metal Coat or increase his physical durability. As for what you would get would be designs for the Warhound, Reaver, and Warbringer Titans of a far more dangerous world that also uses mechs in battle.]

My face twitched as I read that and I couldn't help cursing. "Oi! What the fuck is that Kriegan, if he gets Warhammer shit up and going there won't be a Britannia in like a single damned week!"

And the system happily responded almost sarcastically. [Kriegan, Admin- It's not like we are giving them all their weapon variants blueprints just the mechs themselves modified to use Sakuradite along with having their void shields.]

I threw my hands up in disgust hearing that but either way I refocused as I felt a mental prod from Rose to stop making weird faces and throwing my hands around at nothing.

And then as I refocused I heard a series of splashing coming in the distance and as the forest seemed to brighten as the trees thinned out as we reached a large river I blinked seeing the bevy of Pokemon fucking everywhere it seemed like as Pokemon were congregating around the river as they lived there, they were getting a drink, or they were hunting the pokemon who was getting a drink themselves.

'Kraby, Poliwhirl, Slowpoke, Magikarp, Feebas... A fuck load of Ratatta cleaning up after hunters. This is going to be interesting, especially with what looks like a pack of Houndoom leading their Houndour and a larger pack led by a Mightyena and its Poochyena in the area.' I thought as a thought struck me powerfully.

This was literally like a big important river in the plains of Africa where predator and prey would meet and become a very dangerous place.

And as I scanned through the Pokemon with Rias and Ai demanding I catch... Fucking everything as they wanted me to 'Catch them all!' I was looking through the water closer to where I had come out of the forest and I froze as I saw a Vaporeon laying on the side of a rock sunning itself along with a particularly large Feebas swimming around the rock it was laying down on almost anxiously it looked like.

Comments

Big ToFu

Feebas would be the best catch. Also Jake hasn't realize that the people in the chat has access to the pokemon website and wiki.

The Kriegan

Brittania shall know the glory of WH40K!!!