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Zelda and Link were out drinking at a campfire, and in her intoxication, decided to test her strength against Link.

“Hey Link! *hiccup* I bet…I bet you my pussy can SWALLOW YOU WHOLE hahahhahaaaa!”

Link looks over at Zelda, puzzled at first, but then joins in on her laughter. After a few seconds of laughing, he jokingly nods his head in agreement, and suddenly the atmosphere shifted. Zelda stopped laughing, looked slowly over at Link, mouth agape and a string of slobber dripping from her lips.

“Link…oh Link…I always knew you were *hic* meant for this.” She says between her panting and touching herself. Suddenly, she grabs her shirt and pants and rips them, exposing her sacred places. Her breasts swayed from the weight of them dropping out of her bra, ass jiggled furiously, and a string of clear liquid dripped from her nether regions, eagerly anticipating its meal. Link stares on, a look of pure shock and bewilderment on his face…blushes, and attempts to look away.

“Oh Link, there’s no need to be so shy about it now. You’ve already accepted haven’t you?” She says teasingly. Zelda walks over to Link and grabs his face, ramming it straight into her vagina.

“Get in there you fucking loser…” she demands, and Link begins to panic out of confusion. He pulls his head back, gasps for air, but is then suddenly shoved back into Zelda’s still dripping fountain. Where did all of this strength come from? How is she so much stronger than him all of a sudden? No matter how hard he tries, he can’t break himself free anymore. Zelda pushes harder, pushing Links face deeper into her, and lets out a loud scream.

“Yes Link! Welcome to Zelda’s secret water temple! Fight for your life or DROWN!” She screams in pleasure, her movements becoming sporadic and aggressive as she reaches climax. She buries Links face as deep into herself as it can go, lets out a few quick breaths, a long grunt, and explodes all over it. Link is still fighting to free his face, but she has his head locked in position. As a last ditch attempt, he desperately smacks on her thighs, indicating his wishes to be let go…but she pushes him deeper and her pussy clenched over his face as her orgasm reached its end.

“Ahhhhh FUCK Link…I haven’t…wheeewwwwww…I haven’t came like that since I made Paya…uh…disappear haha.” Zelda says with relief. She looks down at Link, who’s aggressive smacking has turned into light…almost lifeless taps. “Ok fine…crybaby.”

Zelda releases Links face, which is still being held by her vagina. “Oh…Oh I really shouldn’t but…*schlorp* I…I can’t help it.” Zelda’s fleshy abyss pulls at Link, forcing his entire head into her body. She reaches down and starts playing with herself, groping and caressing her breasts with the free hand. Her body convulses as she has another orgasm, each squeeze of her pussy attempting to pull him deeper. The orgasm ends and Zelda is breathing frantically, not realizing she has the hero of time sticking halfway out of her vagina.

“Oh shit! Wait, girl! Don’t swallow him! I need him!” Zelda says in between her breaths, and as if responding…her vagina begins pushing him out. Loud, slimy noises fill the atmosphere as Zelda frantically grabs at herself, losing her mind from the extreme pleasure of feeling him slide out of her. Links body’s falls completely out of her vagina facing away from her and collapses on the ground, the impact waking him up. Link slowly sits up and looks at Zelda with a terrified look on his face.

“Oh no…did I scare you Link? Come here…let me get rid of that fear for you…you won’t ever be scared again!” She said in a whisper with a crazed smile on her red face. Link turns on his stomach and starts armycrawling away. “Nuh uh! We still have a game to play remember? YOU have to *hic* escape from this hungry PUSSY of mine you fucking loser haha!”

With that, the reality of the situation sets in and Link starts trying to crawl away faster, but is stopped by a voracious Zelda who now has his legs in her hands.

“Oh poor little *hic* little Link…this pussys gonna gobble you right on up and leave nothing but a cum stain where you once stood. You’re just an orgasm to *hic* to me, Link. That’s all. You and all the past heroes…it’s destined for you be swallowed by my ass or Pussy; it happens to every one of you, and I’m saving this ass for those delicious looking Gerudas. Wonder how many I can turn into ass fat before they catch me.” She says, slurring her words but seeming excited about her plans.

Link looks on in horror as Zelda’s twisted smile makes him realize that…shes not kidding. Also wait…did she GROW a little? She seems bigger than a few seconds ago…what is happening right now? Zelda now has both of links legs in one hand, and uses the other to turn him back onto his stomach. She squats over his feet, her torso towering behind him as she inserts his legs into herself, making a loud, wet squelching sound as they are taken into her.

“Hahahahaha! Oh you *hic* you fucking idiot! I can’t believe you AND Paya fell for the same thing! Hahahahahaaaaa! Oh man…she was almost as good as you are, but nothing beats gulping the hero of time up into my love. You’re gonna be such a good orgasm.” Zelda teases, the smile gone from her still VERY red face and replaced with nothing but signs of pleasure.

“*Gorlp* Oh fuck what I said earlier girl, EAT HIM! I can’t take it anymore!” She commands as she begins to rub her clitoris. Again, as if responding to the command, it starts pulling him deeper with wet, bassy gulps. Explosions of her love juice erupt everywhere after each swallow as Link looks around frantically for something to grab hold of.

“Yeah…you get it now don’t you? You’re fucked Linky Pooh ❤️!” She says as if trying to convince him to be excited about it. Link reaches out in front of him…grabbing at air and the ground, desperately looking for something hold on to while Zelda is groping, rubbing, and caressing all over herself, completely lost in the pleasure of swallowing the soon to be missing hero of time.

“I…I didn’t really have to do this to either you OR Paya you know? I could have just…ooh shit…saved it for the prisoners that would get sentenced to death…but that was way too few and far in between. My pussy needs snacks in between those moments, and you and Paya were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Goodbye forever Link!” Zelda exclaimed in a happy pleasure filled voice. She was excited about telling him what happened to their friend. She’s a monster…and Link is doomed.

The worst part? She’ll wake up the next morning completely unaware of her actions, and sad that another of her friends has gone missing.