KING CYBORG Blurb (Patreon)

KC was as perfectly content as any ancient cyborg-wizard could be. He spent his days–alone–on his space station, laboring on his projects and crafting new ways to store celestial energy, violate the laws of causality, and imprison minor divinities. It was quite vexing, then, when one of his devices inadvertently abducted a primitive biped from the planet Earth. Without his permission, no less.

A minor problem in the grand scheme of things, except for the fact that planet Earth is classified as a restricted zone by the Dogma Integrity Command. No abductions allowed! And the DIC is not kind to those who violate their laws.

Now KC must rush to return the creature known as Marabeth back to her home planet before DIC officer Strump catches up to them and “quarantines” them both. A matter that becomes increasingly difficult as KC realizes that his memories have been subtly altered, though he knows not how, or for what reason.

King Cyborg is a comedic sci/fantasy adventure full of LASERS, weaponized cuteness, MORE LASERS, two-dimensional plagues, and a big orange box inhabited by a sociopathic AI whose favorite thing in the galaxy is BIG HONKIN’ LASERS.

Will KC and Marabeth escape the clutches of the DIC, or will they become the latest victims of the interstellar organization’s maniacal bureaucracy?