Oy... (Patreon)

20 hours ago: 

Okay, so I just need to write 8,000 more words and then edit and upload and I can publish tonight. It'll be a long day, but I'll get to bed around 4am and the book will be ready to go tomorrow.

20 hours--and 28,000 words--later:

Okay, so now I'm publishing and maybe the book will be available on Amazon on April SECOND. Also, I need to sleep for a year.