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The boyz discuss what they're watching/reading, answer some calls from the ABZ phone line, and discuss Teen Wolf (1985).

****ATTENTION to any and all who would like to SEE us record Shadow Wolves in studio every month. Become a member of THE ZOMBIE SQUAD. You’ll have access to the video of the episode as well as bonus footage in our official post show COOL DOWN segment and be able to join the the official ABZ Discord. The COOL DOWN will only be available in video form, so if you’re not in THE ZOMBIE SQUAD you risk getting injured.

This first one is for all the Wolves to give you a taste. If you like what you see, join the Squad officially starting October 1st, 2023

Comments

Anonymous

The boyz in the studio! Yes!

Anonymous

Ben’s clearly never played pickup basketball against the 6’2 280lb ballerina who pirouettes, hits a jumper and slams your stomach when you’re guarding him in the post. I swear these dudes are in every gym and they’re fucking impossible to guard if you have a hangover.

Anonymous

Casey Ryback?

Irvin

I love an in studio ep. Casey cracking up is added value.

Anonymous

Dirtiest Shadow Wolves yet. Awesome work, men.

Anonymous

Video eps are dope but hope they do another live show sometime soon

Anonymous

if you could make these playable on YouTube, that would be sweet

Anonymous

NGL, it felt a little uncanny at first to put the disembodied voices I’ve come to know and love together with the in-studio footage. But I gotta say, you guys all look great on camera. What the hell, sign me up for the Squad, Boyz!

Anonymous

Man, I can't WAIT to tell Rodgers to wear what makes him happy on Discord!

Anonymous

This was one of the best Wolves episodes ever! I'll go undead for sure

Megan

I am afraid of discord but will gladly pay $10 a month to support the boyz.

Anonymous

Did any one else clock Stanger’s ‘beeg legs’? Hammies lookin thicc

Anonymous

I appreciate what the guys said about shitty streaming services but most of the boyz pics I can only see on Tubi or Pluto🤣

Anonymous

That was fucking fantastic. They knocked it out of the park while getting in all the bits we love for potential first timers explained by Stanger while he is getting his leg exercises in. They need to forget about any hesitancy with going video. These last two were great. It'll be ten bucks well spent.

Anonymous

I stared at Stanger for one hour and 55 minutes.

Anonymous

The Boyz joke but a streaming service that only had action movies called “Squibs” would get me typing in my debit card number

Anonymous

So ABZ are the Headgum hunks Wiger always talks about. No wonder he's intimidated, they're gorgeous!

Anonymous

Is there any change of getting a private YouTube link for the videos as well, linked in the copy of the Patreon video upload? Patreon video is quite awkward for keeping track of what you've watched, picking up where you left off etc.

Anonymous

Any chance this new tier might include the Action Boyz discussing TV eps like MacGyver, The A-Team, Transformers and GI Joe? We also need at least one more appearance by Stanger Bot just to see Stanger's performance and Rodgers' annoyance.

ActionBoyz

No and we foresee fielding this question a lot. There’s no way to keep youtube links behind a paywall and that’s important to us. We understand if that’s a deal breaker for some people, we are ok with that.

Anonymous

That was beautiful, can’t wait to sign up for the squad and contribute to the boyz eventually hating discord commenters

Anonymous

Will the Zombie Squad also have its own audio feed? (Either full episodes with cooldown or just the cooldown) Video is great for the kids, but I'd love to be able to continue to listen to the cooldowns as I mop and scrub.

Anonymous

Krycheck photoshop the Boyz in to my wedding photos tier how much

connie voltaire

can stanger travoltify my name

Anonymous

Can zombie squad get stanger bot and stanger gorgon back?

Anonymous

I’d really love to wear a T-shirt with Conan saying “I’m friends with your salad, remember?”

Anonymous

I can't help but wonder, did Holmgren grab Mulholland Falls as just a cover and not know that Jennifer Connelly has a way better nude scene than Pam in Barbed Wire, or if he got both tapes for the same purpose?

Anonymous

Will the Zombie Squad seduce and make love to my hottest aunt, and then dedicate an entire episode talking about it? Also, has there been any mention of a YouTube link or Jennifer Connelly's nude scene in Mulholland Falls, yet?

Javier Gonzalez

It’s on FreeVee. Don’t worry about commercials. Those two giant tatas are front, and center in the opening credits.

G

god Stanger is so fuckin hot

Anonymous

I would recommend The Boyz watch Blood Diner for a fun Octooky. Not necessarily for the show but for fun in spooky season.

Anonymous

Hey Action Boyz your sleepin on Turbo Kid

Fred Skull

I just upgraded to Zombie Squad tier, and while I’m loving the perks, what am I gonna do with these 10 pallets of celery juice?

Anonymous

Book review: Holly. Enjoyable. SK wearing his politics on his sleeve. Fun villains. Very frustrating phone tag and main character incompetence in the 3rd act to facilitate plot. 3/5 deep fried elf balls

Anonymous

Discord is filling up, Actionboyz unite

Anonymous

I can’t figure out how to clear the notifications since the update. I can’t delete them or find the 12 other notifications it says I have. Help a gen x fogey out.

Anonymous

Stanger giving pure gold

Nick C.

Teen Gabrus & Co. definitely named his friend's mom's vibrator after "The Purple Warrior" Scott Steiner. HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

Anonymous

These guys are all so telegenic it seems crazy in retrospect that it took this long to add video.