Hackers (1995) (Patreon)

It’s HACKERS this week!!!! Yikes, what a stinker. It does feature Angelina Jolie but that’s about it. Maybe we’re being a little too harsh - it is exquisitely 90’s in all the worst ways. Johnny Lee Miller does suck. The climactic ending is incredibly boring. And Fisher Stevens is...well, Fisher Stevens. Yeah, it’s bad. Hey, they can’t all be KUFFS baby.