Universal Soldier (1992) (Patreon)

Ear necklaces, puns related to said necklaces, super soldiers, and JCVD's shaved nude ass! How could this be bad?? Somehow UNIVERSAL SOLDIER manages to suck. Rest assured the Boyz are here to tell you why. You better believe we get to the bottom of how some french guy ended up as a US soldier ended up in Vietnam. Well, maybe we don't get to the bottom of it but we do make fun of it. Almost Human, Almost Perfect, Almost Always talking About Quim.