The Hitman (1991) (Patreon)

We sure are lucky to have the incredible work of dynamo Chuck Norris in these challenging times. This week's movie, THE HITMAN is the perfect distraction from the cabin fever setting in as we all continue to stay at home. Film maker Aaron Norris magically whisks us away to Seattle where the Italian mob battles the French Canadian mob and some Iranians involved in organized crime join the fight. The plot is incredibly complicated but Chuck Norris as Cliff Garret is simply stunning. This offering from the Norris brothers is a fucking hard R and even includes Chuck dropping to his knees to perform oral on a woman while she stands. Now go build some model airplanes in your neighbor's apartment and earn the nickname "Tiger."