Masters of the Universe (1987) (Patreon)

The ABZ have the power this week. That means the movie was MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE of course. All you need to know is Dolph Lundgren speaks with perfect diction, people always move from California to New Jersey to get a fresh start and Gwildor is a fucking God. Now, by the power of Grayskull hurry up and listen to this episode, the Sorceress has been trapped by Skeletor and she's aging rapidly- she's gone for 66 to 70 years old already!