Enemy Mine (1985) (Patreon)

It’s turbulent times ActionBabyz... which means it’s time for the first appearance of WokeBoyz. Maybe if America took a lesson from this week’s movie, ENEMY MINE, things would be better. Even though it might be prescient, this movie still sucks in all the best ways: chintzy but great effects, glaring but forgivable plot-holes, ridiculous but committed performances and another appearance from Gabrus’ dad! Oh and don’t accuse the Boyz of being fat and lazy you fucking jerks, they might be pregnant.