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Happy 4th of July ActionBoyz boyz and girlz. The ABZ chose ROCKY IV this week to show their patriotism. After all, this film did end the Cold War. When Rocky refuses to throw in the towel and gets his best friend killed, there's 10 minute music video montage (the entire song is played) with clips from EVERY previous Rocky movie - what's more American than that? Pauly's sex robot, Adrian's snake watch, Rocky's sexy pajamas and his refusal to spar make this the quintessential American film. Sing the national anthem, watch some fireworks, revisit ROCKY IV and remember, "If he dies, he dies".

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Brennan Boorse

“The correct answer is just throw in the towel it’s not worth watching your friend die” so fucking funny

Anonymous

Paulie is the biggest piece of shit in movie history.

bloodflart

eatthecakepaulie

AdamGH

He really knocks it out of the shit-bag park in part 5.

AdamGH

Dude it was crazy at the Apollo funeral when we find out he was Jewish. His real name was Creedberg the whole time.

Anonymous

The ref of the Apollo fight should be in jail for accessory to murder. “Stop the fight?! Nobody threw a towel your honor.”

Adam Lane

President Ryan Stanger: Making America Brutal Again.

Anonymous

The worst part about me and Daryl doubling up in a lab coat, and pissing outside of Val Verde, is that we’ve done it about 5 times and it took 3 of those to realize the BOTTOM brother should do the peeing.

Anonymous

The Fourth of July is my birthday and this is a great birthday present. Thank you.

Shut It Off

It’s supposed to be an exhibition!!!

Anonymous

I'm pretty sure Gabrus was right about Russia not being referred to as the East anywhere besides Rocky 4.

Anonymous

When I saw the trailer as a kid it led me to believe that Ivan Drago was a terminator. Did anyone else experience this?

Will See

Hell yeah