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Put on your black silk underwear it's time for DOUBLE IMPACT. The Boyz talk you through the insanely complicated plot involving a tunnel to Hong Kong or some shit and JCVD delivers the performance of a lifetime as identical twins Chad and Alex. If you're wondering how these twins who grew up in different parts of the world both have French accents - don't worry all your questions will be answered. Get yourself a lavender gi and know that because of their big legs and karate, the ActionBoyz can do the splits no problem! 

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Anonymous

JCVD kinda looks like a yoked Ben Shapiro in the cover art for this episode.

Anonymous

You guys should all take Krav Maga together and then use it as a springboard to definitively weigh in with a nuanced take on Middle Eastern politics.

Anonymous

Special episode pitch. Spurs & Bolo. One is a high powered Dallas lawer, the other is a renegade cop that plays by his own rules. But BOTH are Van Damme! Rogers and Stanger as Spurs and Bolo, Gaburs as a time piece obessed judge that brings them bith together. 5stars!!!

Anonymous

You squirted 'er

Adam Lane

I like Rodgers referring to himself as a "normal" guy.

Anonymous

"She's about to the suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" - John Gabrus, 1982-2022

Anonymous

Stanger's JCVD impression is mana from heaven

Anonymous

You guys should start a fight club.

Anonymous

This was my favorite movie growing up and my number #1 wish to hear on #actionboyz Thanks guys!

Shut It Off

You want to see one of my kicks??

Shut It Off

Ponytail bloke is an Englishman not an Aussie

Anonymous

Double Impact is one of his best movie's. A normal JCVD movie is great, but JCVD squared! That’s a mathematical equation that’s off the charts. I hope they reboot this movie and have current Jean Claude fight himself. Now if the three of you could dome a solid and review Cyborg. That would be tits, I consider it JCVD’s worst film. Please prove me wrong!

Will See

Hell yeah