The Glimmer Man (1996) (Patreon)

"To the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead!" Awesome, right?? That is the explanation for the titular character's nickname in this week's pick - GLIMMER MAN. In a weird twist you never see that paid off. Instead it's Segal in peak form - out of shape, playing a non-white character, trying to be funny next to Keenen Ivory Wayans and most of all not glimmering. When this movie tried to give the Boyz the best it's got they said..."If that's the best you got then we're gonna have to kill you!"