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"Modren" March Movie Madness continues...  The Action Boyz decide to crank things up with this week's pic, uh, well....CRANK. Directors Neveldine and Taylor pull out all the stops - no camera trick is not employed, no angle is not attempted. CRANK is so 2006 that the year really becomes a character in the movie. This might be the only movie so problematic it actually makes the ABZ seem woke. So start listening and remember, "if you stop, you die!" 

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Adam Lane

You've been Stanged!

PodDrew

Good luck to Stanger with avoiding both junk food and his family

Anonymous

In this movie I would have loved a real rating because I wasn't entirely sure if you liked the movie or not.

Anonymous

One of your two trans listeners here. Hard to say what to safely call the character played by the Pedro guy, it all comes down to personal identification and I can't even tell what the fucking movie was trying to say about them. It certainly doesn't give them a chance to say how they identify, so my guess is as good as any other. (also "chick with a dick" is a slur)

Anonymous

I dont think chick with a dick is a slur, if anything you are respecting their desire refering to them as a "woman(chick)", though they have a dick. Youre basically just describing them as they both are and as they choose to be identified.

Anonymous

how about some google earth footage of Stanger arriving at Val Verde ?

Adam Lane

Or future Rodgers trying to pick up chicks in the dog park.

Scott Tammel

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Anonymous

Pls let us know when you’re releasing Modern Movie March Madness the song as a ringtone as reward level

Anonymous

Because thats not how ideas work. You guys are constantly apologizing for being born the way you are, white and male, and then disqualifying your intellect as though its somehow invalid. Did straight people say they couldnt advocate gay marriage? Did white people not fight for civil rights because "they were the last ones who should be talking about it"? You three have been subjegated to the point where you are scared to even think. Its sad really but if you wish to cede your existence and i guess limit your thoughts and opinions to your particular identity group thats your business, but dont suppress ideas and discussions just because youve been kowtowed into "knowing your place".

Anonymous

This made me rewatch Crank 1 and 2. Yep still terrible lol the second one is even more insane than the first somehow.

The Coin Guy

im glad they dont do the march movie madness modren song anymore, was very akward

Will See

Hell yeah