Backdraft (1991) (Patreon)

Sound the alarm, slide down the pole, put your gear on wrong and bring your young son, the Action Boyz need your help extinguishing BACKDRAFT! You may have to put on a fake mustache and play your own dad in the past or you may have to play an arsonist that's just a shitty Hannibal Lector knock off. Hell, you might even have to be a stereo selling, flip-flop wearing, afraid of fire pussy who will finally understand that the fire is the biggest character in this movie - it eats, it breaths, it fucks, it pays taxes, it deals with addictions, it has social anxiety, it...