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Carvalle: Seducing the Psychopaths

Kino's name was supposed to be Kira/Akira, and his personality was more professional in the drafts. However, his personality in drafts were all too similar to Járed Levough, and we want each Mafia Boss to be way different in personality (Varma is the nice and formal Granddad, Lei is the bubbly feminine femme fatale, Farlan is the serious and high-maintenance clean freak, Járed Levough is a playful yet deadly one, while Kino is the airheaded idiot.) That is why Kira Shinji is scrapped, because of his similarity to Járed Levough.

Nougat was supposed to appear before Kino. But, we cancelled on Nougat being introduced before the Shinji Yakuza boss. Even if you had picked Nougat x Kino in the polls, their meeting still would've been different than this scrapped one.

"Oh? And who might this be?" The Master of the Shinji suddenly laid his eyes upon a certain blonde young man whose beauty rivals that of anyone he's ever seen. Even with those confused eyes and disgusted face, Herzen stands out among the room with the glow in his eyes and the mere structure of his face.

"Herzen, my Nephew. He is from the Strauss Family," Farlan casually introduces them.

"Is the Strauss home to one of the finest genes in mankind?" Kino steps closer towards Herzen, eyes genuinely admiring the irresistible beauty in front of him. The Shinji Master offers a hand for a shake, "Shinji Akiyoshi, you may call me Kino or.... maybe Master."

Herzen cringes at his flirtatious actions but still placed his hand on Kino's for courtesy. He expected a handshake, however Kino raises his hand up to kiss it on the knuckles.

"Smooth hands, definitely taken good care of like a Princess..." Kino raises an eyebrow, rubbing a thumb over Herzen's hand.

"Eugh, you weirdo," Herzen snatches his hand away, even wiping it on his pants and not bothering to hide the fact that he's annoyed by this Yakuza. "I'll be leaving now; but we're not done talking, Farlan."

He turns to walk away, however Kino's voice halts him in his tracks.

"Farlan! I have an idea. I'll negotiate peace with the Hien ro, make them an ally even. But in return, you give me your Nephew."

Herzen has never turned around so fast. "Excuse me?!"

Farlan raises his eyebrows but nonchalantly, "Well, if you want to take him off my hands, so be it. He's yours."

"Wha-?!" Herzen marched right back in front of his Uncle's desk, slamming his palms onto the table. "What the fúck are you talking about, I'm not an object!"

"Everyone under my roofs are my possession Herzen, including you. You've been a spoiled brat ever since you were a child, why not give you to someone who will definitely spoil you?"

Herzen looks back and glares at the Shinji Master, who gives him a flirtatious wave and a sweet smile.

"Fúck that, I have a boyfriend!"

"You won't have one if he's dead," Kino chuckles, jokingly suggesting yet not really jesting.

Herzen growls, "You can't kill him if you can't find him. And fúck off, you human trafficker! I'm not gonna be your bítch."

"Vulgar, huh..." Kino comments. "Are the west this impolite?

"Forgive him, he's spoiled," Farlan nonchalantly replies and also nonchalantly selling off his own nephew.

"I find it attractive. Come here, baby Zen-kun!" He grabs Herzen's wrist, to which the German boy tries snatching it off and even punching the Master, which alerted the Shinji guards that surround the room.

"The hell you want from me?! I..." Nougat thinks fast, "You're not gonna like me! I'm not a virgin and I've slept with my boyfriend lots!"

"Quite natural, if I may say so myself," Kino takes Herzen out of the office and into the hallways where they're being escorted by bodyguards.

"Farla-" Herzen tries calling out to his bastard of an Uncle, but he will not be able to help. Instead, he just keeps struggling trying to get out of Kino's hold. "You won't like me, I swear! I... I had séx with a lot of my schoolmates when I was in college! M-more than a hundred! I definitely have an STD you don't want to catch!"

"College? But you're still alive and have a boyfriend, hmm?" Kino pulls him close and playfully rubs Herzen's hair as if he was a pet. "Don't worry Zen-kun, we'll get you tested."

"Ugh! Let go!" Herzen never gave up trying to beat up the Shinji Mafia boss in front of his own men, up until they reached the guest room where he stays.

It was a whole loft or suite with its own sitting room, a little bar, and a marvelous bed made for Kino Shinji's temporary stay. And now, Herzen is dumped onto the sitting room, being surrounded by men who doesn't even look at him without the Master's permission.

"You see..." Herzen grumbles, "... this is why I fúcking hate sushi."

"Oh? Oya, we're the same! I cannot stand sushi as well!"

What. Herzen was moreso defeated in trying to offend Kino. "W-well, you have a small díck, I'm sure!"

Kino's happy eyes seems to have a dark shade behind them as his cheerful smile turns condescending. "Want to prove that?"

PSYCHO

Warning: Dark and insensitive joke about Racism. It's Justin.

At the Chapter where Kei drowned, Justin mentioned something about Ryland having a slave. The female informant Ryland slept with was supposedly a black woman, but since Justin already made fun of Asians paragraphs before, we cancelled that joke because we can't cram too much racial jokes in one Chapter.

"You never usually ask me information about your slaves," says Ryland, putting the tablet down. "What's going on, Justin?"

"Suckerpunch is not a slave," Justin defended, then said proudly, "He's my pet."

"The difference?"

"Both are the same but pets get the privileges of being fed. You should know, you had one."

"Just because my informant is dark skinned, doesn't mean she is one. And I don't mistreat her, Levough. I only had to sleep with her to know about that one guy you asked information about," Ryland answered.

Yes, it is very much established that younger Justin is a menace.

CARVALLE: School of Psychopaths

"Mr. Taylor!" One student raises his hand once their teacher mentioned about Gender studies in their Psychology class. "It's only gay if you like men, right?"

"Uhm yes, same séx attraction," Miles happily clarifies, wholesomely glad that they're interested in the topic at hand.

The student turned to his classmates, "See man, I told y'all I'm not gay. I can fúck men without liking them, I'm not attracted to y'all I'm just bored!"

"Boooooo, whóre!"

"Shut up, Jerome!"

"You still have a crush on Nougat!"

"Uhm..." Miles tries his best to clam them down, "Students, there is nothing wrong with being gay, please do not think badly of gay people!"

"Nah, we don't think that about gay people, we love Nougat and will still 100% fúck him! We're just trying to prove we're not it."

"Uhm..." The teacher is stunned. How do I say this....

"Don't bother Mr. Taylor," Nougat rolls his eyes. "You should know the class share a split braincell."

Carvalle: Valley of Carnations
Cancelled drafts

The Gluttons twins Anthony and Toni van Lingen sits in front of Ken, all grown up with muscular bodies and hair braided by their husband, while Ken definitely looks more mature and handsome as time moves forward. However, the three men can't seem to stop fighting as if they were children all over again.

"The fúck you saying Wrath is better than fúcking Envy? Envy! The hottest guy in our batch!" The twins argue.

"Lust was the hottest guy in our batch, you're just gay and lovesick for Envy!"

"Hey hey! Being gay is not an illness, but we're neither of those," one says while the other adds, "Yeah, Envy just happened to be a man."

"Didn't you have a crush on Wrath too?!" Ken shrieks, catching the attention of Hani who noticed their fight.

"No we don't, when did we!"

"Yeah, we're not gay like you!"

"I specifically remember you saying you work out just to be like Wrath or at least have him acknowledge you. You guys went from skinny noodle arms to whatever you are right now because of my husband," Ken huffs.

"Nuh uh," the deny.

"Yuh uh," Ken countered.

Hani interject with an awkward smile, "Guys please, we're not in college anymore... please don't have pointless arguments."

But the Gluttons ignore him, "Our Envy would tie up Wrath and make that Alpha his bítch!"

Ken gasps, offended. "You doubt my beloved's ability to step on Envy?! If Wrath can dominate a God, he can dominate Envy! Envy was afraid of him back in the day!"

"Afraid of who? Envy's only afraid you'll peck him with your nose-" but then, the Gluttons realized. "Wait, Ken... didn't you said that you were the dominant in the relationship? That... you were basically like Envy...?"

It was the reason they're fighting now, they're trying to one up each other's mirroring relationship.

Oh shít, "Uhm! Sometimes we switch-!"

Hani laughs at Ken, "You told them you're a power bottom? Ken, how many times had Wrath punished you for getting drunk or trying to seduce me?"

"I-" Ken went visibly red, and the Gluttons made fun of him for this. "Grr, one day Hani! One day, you'll be mine! And I'm topping!"

Hani looks at him weirdly as the Gluttons wheeze and is slapping each other, laughing their ásses off. "Uhm, okay sure, Ken..."

The Gluttons still makes fun of him relentlessly, "Man, the one thing topping is your nose on top of your face!"

"ENVY, PERMISSION TO KILL THE GLUTTONS!"

"Granted," Envy mumbles while peeling cucumbers in the kitchen.