Resolutely Struggle Against All "Big Reds" (Patreon)

ATTENTION CHINA UNCENSORED 50 CENT ARMY!

It has come to our attention that Santa Claus, also known as DaHong (Big Red), has been purged for corruption and possible collusion with hostile foreign forces to undermine national security. Consult your local work department if you have any information about your neighbors who may be harboring Big Red sentiment. Signs including hanging muli colored lights (they should only be red), a "Christmas" tree, or exchanging gifts. The Party is soley responsible for the redistribution of wealth, aka "gifts," and should not be entrusted to local Party cadres. Resolutely struggle against all Big Reds and anti-China forces, and uphold the leadership of Party Central under CPC General Secretary Xi Jinping. There is no new China with out the CCP! (And also Merry Christmas!)

—Comrade Chappell