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(LIMITED $5> tiers) Need some funny dialogue for SCHOOL SPIRIT (Patreon)

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2022-03-02 21:13:33
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2022-03
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First of all, just a reminder that this other SCHOOL SPIRIT-related idea dropbox for $5's and above is still open! If you can read this, you should definitely check that post out and submit your ideas as well :D

Now onto this business, I have a second, quicker prompt needed just for a few pages from now: a funny 3-line exchange between two students.

Context is that two girls (random students) are just walking past the hall after hours, just having a quick chat about whatever to themselves. This bit is supposed to be kinda filler-y and doesn't have any relevance to what's gonna happen to Blake, just a funny little aside as the comic focuses on how he reacts to 2 students seeing him about to... yknow :)

General guidelines is 3 total lines, about 30-50 characters per line. Keep it short but keep it amusing aha

This post won't be open for very long as the dialogue will be appearing around page 7 (which is coming up very soon!). I think this'll be open for a week max, but if someone gets a really good submission early, I'll be closing it early. Whichever case, whoever comes up with the dialogue will be properly credited :D

Thank you for your participation! Looking forward to seeing what you have to suggest!

Comments

Loorcker

Is there a limit to the amount of ideas?

crowncosmo

Oh, nah! I don’t mind multiple suggestions from folks if they have em :D

Brushwagg Collector

Oh Lisa there you are how was the food at the cafeteria today? It was horrible, they didnt get their shipment of ranch. So you ate mac and cheese for the 5th day in a row ok.

Loorcker

Well and then Brad said... Stacy, isn't Brad your cousin? Ahaha, no no, why would you think that? - And I was like ohmygosh he looks so hot in that suit. I mean, you had to see him to feel it. So... you have a crush on him? What? No! I'm totally not into him! - Well so I was like, why won't humans colonise the Sun? Because they would instantly burn down?! They would colonise it at night, duh!

Reiko Lupus

Unfortunately, I'm not very funny, so I hope everyone else can come with funny and amusing dialogue! XD

Loorcker

Kinda meta, but I found it funny: I tell you for the last time, I'm a guy, not this girl I am right now. Samantha, did you drink too much again? I don't drink!

Phee

so as I'm creatively bankrupt and bad at comedy the only suggestion I've been able to think of would be something you've said before altered into : "student 1 : so why'd student 3 hit you and run away this time? student 2 : well I told her that even if I set a donkey on fire, she'd still be the hottest of piece of ass I've ever seen student 1 : ..."

NitroFire90

A: I'm telling you, they need to make the uniforms here have pants. B: And boy uniforms have to have skirts? A: Hey, the Scots made it work.

Chiaki Hirai

A: Anime? B: Anime. A: Anime! A: So to collect the star using 0.5 A presses- B: What's 0.5 A presses? A: Everyone asks me what that means, even though I've said this a countless number of times before.... A: I didn't get any sleep last night. T_T B: You look terrible, what kept you up so late? A: Well, have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG-

Emerald Eucryphia

The dragon wouldn't leave us alone, so we told him to get supplies for a party and when we came back around. Oh that was smart! How was the party when you came back? ...we never came back. - I am a wizard! I can cast spells, and telekenesis, and... A seesaw changing balance by itself does not make you a wizard Harriet. Yes it does! - Did you see what [classmate name] posted on [social media platform]? No, what did she share? She went to the [social event] last week and didn't bother to take a picture with [famous celeberty]. === These are just some that came to my head, if this is still around when I wake up I'll think of new ideas.

Anonymous

"You remember the tampon girl from Algebra?" "Oh yeah, Olivia? Talk about ironic." "Yeah that's why I use pads."

Anonymous

"And that's why I can't own any more cats." "Quit calling baby alligators cats!" "That's exactly what animal control said!"

Anonymous

"Is it too slutty to wear striped thigh highs?" "No, but it's a bit cliché" "Cliché!? They're a staple of the genre!"

Taboo Gem

A: “-and then I headbutted him right in his jaw!” B: “With your helmet on? That poor bastard.” A: “But he still wants to go on a second date! Score!” – A: “Nailed another deal! Completely unnoticed!” B: “That’s not a deal. You can’t ‘deal’ soda.” A: “I got 5 dollars from it so a deal’s a deal! ”

Charoset

Some options A: So he just ghosted you? B: Ugh don't remind me. HIs sister acted like I was crazy. But she was kind of cute and so um, well... Hehehe. A: I swear you're like a sister magnet. And it's always the new hot girl too... -------- A: Stop being so serious! It's called homework, so I'll do it when I'm home duh. B: So do it when you're always at my place! A: But that's not home! It's not called 'somebody else's home' work! ----- A: It was a good deal! Half off! B: Yeah the back half! And it was still full price! A: I mean, at least my ass looks good in them... ------ A: Chips got caught so I had to bang on the machine a bit. B: God I wish that was me. A: Haha yeah... Wait what? --- A: I can't believe this. B: P-People put ketchup on pizza! I'm not alone on this! A: I'm seriously reconsidering our friendship. --- A: -and so it's freezing and we're covered in gas and whipped cream. B: I was asking about the hedgehogs. A: I'm getting to that! So we had to call our gardener...