Cheers To You! (Patreon)

Happy day-after-boxing-day everyone! And what's this I see? One last little present that Santa's left under the tree. A 'stocking stuffer', if you will. (Yes that's meant to invoke images of APed women stuffing their saggers into ill-fitting bras or newly-aged grannies frowning at the dowdy stockings clinging to their veiny cankles)

This audio file is actually just a small teaser of a longer gift that I'll be sharing on January 1st for all of you who have your accounts active through the new year - as a thank you for helping build this site up! (The one on New Years Day will include both middle-age and old age AP).

I look forward to sharing lots of fun stories with you all in the months to come and there may be more audio files like this shared as surprises periodically throughout the year!