Spanning the globe so you don’t have to (Patreon)

Howdy all,

Well, I may not have actual titles yet for the next three Knifepoint Horror stories (which will start to roll out the first week of January), but I do have their locations… is that anything…?

If you live within the geographic areas pictured, steel yourself for my usual slovenly approach to the actual facts concerning your home terrain.

And speaking of slovenly approaches, attached is the latest updated Knifepoint Horror transcript collection. Use the word-search functionality liberally to answer all your questions about everything from how to spell ‘Sibelius and Sinnolia Cigoletti’ to how many times characters have eaten hamburgers in these stories since 2010. The next paperback volume will be available on Amazon in the spring.

In other spooky doings, I pitched in with vocals on a new volume of 15 episodes of Linda Wojtowick’s unusual podcast The Ghosts on This Road, coming slowly out through December… and the host of Spill Your Guts, Kevin Lane, recently asked me to come up with a creepy little audio ditty for his Halloween episode. I called it ‘Bloodborne,’ and that can be heard here… Finally, thanks to Frank Schumpert for having me hop on his history podcast to narrate a few choice passages from the letters of various personages of the Ottoman Empire. If you’re asking “Um, why does your Emperor of Constantinople sound exactly like the character who narrated ‘vacancy’?”, well, the answer, sadly, is that you’re just inebriated and mistaken and rambling and incoherent, and once again, you’re clearly intent on ruining Christmas for all the world’s children. Now let’s just get past this somehow.

‘appy ‘olidays!

-S 😊