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I wrote this story, Algernon, God of Creation, many years ago, and though there's not much to it at all, for whatever reason its grimness continues to haunt me from time to time. I just don't often want to be in the same room with this little tale. I offer it up here as a strange stocking stuffer for you fine patrons. No one else shall have it. They shall have only the wind. 

I hope this trifle at least makes the trip from your house to The Container Store a tad unusual....