The Villain Playoffs: Round 4—the last contenders!
- The alien others – ‘fields’ 80
- Garrett Markish – ‘outcast’ 24
- Father Hall – ‘possession’, ‘mother’ 134
- The Smoke Child – ‘The Smoke Child’ 30
- Branko Kingdom – ‘pride’ 28
- The Gifters – ‘gifters’ 42
Let’s conclude the preamble to July’s Final, Ultimate, Every-Evil-Must-Go Villain Showdown with one last bunch of bads from which to pick your favorite to advance.
I suppose Karen from staircase, having mostly coasted her way to a 3rd round victory, is off somewhere smirking confidently at all challengers--but is it just possible she’s actually the horror fiction equivalent of the 2007 New England Patriots and can be upset on the verge of a perfect season?
And to all those villains who fell short of a playoff spot: If you ever find your way into another story, just remember, style only gets you so far; you’ve gotta make characters pay dearly for not respecting the threats you pose. Always focus on the kill! Chin up, and tomorrow’s another day!
Image from The Death of Cardinal Beaufort (1789), Joshua Reynolds