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Hello darlings!

TGIF and I hope you find this day wonderful! I am excited about this weekend and some silly little plans I have. I am looking outside and realizing my lawn is quite a mess...seriously it's kind of looking like a jungle out there. I may go out and mow! Wish me luck! I'll look out for asteroids 😂

Hope you have a great weekend, and just remember the horoscope I read is from a long time ago, and in no way reflects how I feel about you as a person 😉🤣

Happy Friday darling! Here's to the weekend! 🍻🥂

Love,

Smutty 💖🦀♋

PS: My voice is totally not warmed up...I should have leaned into that grit more 😂

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Erin

I was looking forward to the horoscope reading, but that straight up felt like an attack >.< lol. I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Good luck at the new restaurant.

Anonymous

Wow that was a brutal one XD. I also think about and have anxiety over asteroids a lot lol. Although I was happy the D.A.R.T mission was a success! Have a great weekend don’t do anything I would! 😜

Jungle

I just imagine whoever wrote those horoscopes was just trashed and mad at their boss for making them write those lol. They're so bad, yet so good and I look forward to them. 😂❤️ Always sending you good vibes. I hope you have a great weekend! 💕

smutgrrl

I'm glad I'm not alone in the asteroid thoughts 🤭 Hope you have a great weekend too!

smutgrrl

I'm considering writing my own silly ones once I get around the bend 🤭 Hope you have a great weekend too! 🥰

Alan Yes

Thank you for this reading from my high-school graduation year! I am actually on the cusp between Cancer and Leo, but I really am a sucker--preferring to be a sucker for nice goddesses like you!

Alan Yes

P.S. I hope you are so rewarded for "appreciating the fuck" out of your sweet dumplings, supporters and worshipers!