Dear Diary: I got a new toy. (Patreon)

I woke up this morning, thinking it was going to be just another fun normal day for Smutty. Boy was I wrong.

Yesterday I received a gift in the mail from a fan. I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I have a wishlist on Throne (https://thronegifts.com/u/smutgrrl) that people can purchase things for me, if they so desire. Someone has bought me a yodeling pickle, another a chocolate cock (yum!)...hell I've even gotten a whip. I was starting to lose hope of a sex toy...and then. 

Someone bought me a toy. Not just any toy...a Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Vibrator. The name of this item holds deep truths. I plugged it in to charge her, waited till today, and causally turned it on, testing it against my hand, giggling at the fun sucking kind of vibration I felt. Little did I know this was going to crack some secret code. 

Now, I know you're wondering, and yes, I did set up a microphone for my first experience with a toy in like....10 years. Seriously, wtf is wrong with me? With excitement, and a little nervous, I slid the toy down my panties, finding myself easily. I was immediately breathless. 

The vibrations, and pulsing was unlike anything I've felt before. I lost my breath, and then my mind, and absolutely exploded. I started coming so fast and so hard I forgot how to operate the machine and had to just ride the pleasure until I had the wherewithal to pull it away from my trembling self. Breathless and giggling.

It took under 3 minutes. 

I have never cum so fast in my life. This left me wondering. If I came so fast...could it happen again? I've never been someone to have multiple orgasms. Usually I have a wonderful long build up to an amazing, earth shattering, explosion. This had happened so fast...would it be possible to go at it again so soon? After shutting off the microphone I decided to see. 

Yes. Yes. Yes. It was not only possible, but I did it again twice. When I say I couldn't think straight, I mean it. I was beside myself. It was like I had cracked the code of the universe. I could hear sounds I had never heard before, colors were more vibrant. 

Okay, I know I'm sounding dramatic. But I literally thought this was not something my body could achieve. Even sitting here typing this I want to go try for a fourth. I have never cum 4 times in a day in my life. (I've fucked that many times, but not cum). So...I think further testing will be needed. 

Let me know if you'd enjoy a session of me playing with my new toy for an extended period of time. You'd have to hear ramblings in between...ahem...testing...but is that something worth setting up a couple microphones for? Fuck me...this is revolutionary. If you have a female in your life who you are comfy buying sexy toys for...I highly recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2. I am not being paid for this by anyone....I've not own a toy in years (I love my fingers!) ...fuck. 

Happy Hump Day!!! Look out for the audio of my first orgasm with my new toy Friday. <3 

Love you all!

-Smutty 😘

PS: Just a reminder that if you buy me a toy off my wishlist I will use it in a private audio (approximately 10 min) for you...I discuss details after receiving said toy. 😅