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It's been a long time since I posted some naughty humor here, but I saw this one on Reddit and figured some of you might enjoy it ... I know I did today! 


A lady approaches a priest and shyly  tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female  parrots but, they only know how to say one thing... 

they keep saying  'Hi, we’re hot... do you want to *fuck us*?' "

"That's terrible!" says the priest. "But, I have a solution to your  problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house tomorrow. I will put  them with my two male talking parrots, who I've taught to pray and  read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying  that terrible filth, and your female parrots will learn to pray and  worship the good Lord."

 So the next day, the lady brings her two female  parrots to the priest's house. 

The priest's two male parrots are holding  rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots  say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want to fuck us?” 

One male parrot looks  over at the other male parrot and screams,..

 "PUT THE BIBLE AWAY YOU IDIOT OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!"  

~End

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