Laughter is the Best Medicine - The Price Is Right (Patreon)

A man came up to a beautiful woman walking on the street and said...

"I will pay you $100 to bite your beautiful breasts"

"Ew, what kind of a woman do you think I am?! I won't let you see them, let alone bite them!"

"Ok, make it $500"

"No! Get away from me!"

"How about $1000?"

"I said, no!"

"$10,000, cash."

She hesitates, but can't bring herself to refuse that much money. "Okay, fine!"

They both go into a dark alley and she removes her top and bra. The man grabs her boobs and starts to suck on them. He squeezes them, kisses them, blows on them, licks them, and does everything but bite them.

"Well, aren't you gonna bite them?" she asks impatiently.

"Nah, too expensive!"

~End