Laughter Is The Best Medicine - How'd It Get So Big? (Patreon)

 A man goes to the proctologist and says "I've got a huge problem with my ass."

The doctors says,   "Drop your pants, bend over and I will have a look".
 

"Fuck me!!" says the doctor " What could have made a hole as big as that?"

The patient replies, "I've been fucked by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephant's penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

The patient replied "He fingered me first". 

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