Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Pickle Slicer (Patreon)

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion...

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be to embarrassed. 

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. 

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't." 

"Yes, I did." 

"My God, Bill, what happened?" 

"I got fired." 

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" 

"Oh...she got fired too." 

~End

 Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂