Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

 Here's a few Quickies for Today: 

I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!

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 What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? 

HDMI

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 What do you call a belt made of $100 bills? 

A waist of money. 

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I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees

The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.

“You’ve given me one too many” I said.

“That one is a freebie”

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A man tells his friend, "I know a guy who has a small dick and sounds like an owl."

His friend asks, "Who?"

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