Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

 Here's a few Quickies for Today: 

My wife left me because I am insecure...

No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.

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I applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup...

I told her i'm pretty good but I don't think i'm ready to compete in a tournament yet.

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During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my Pants"?...

"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.

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What was Icarus’ least favorite food?

Hot wings.

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If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex,...

would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

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I told my wife “jeez you got a big pussy, got a big pussy.”...

She said “why did you say it twice?”

I said “I didn’t”

Get it?... because of the echo

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