Laughter is the Best Medicine - Stretching a Dollar (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

Two men only have a dollar for their night out and they want to get wasted...

So they stop at a  7/11 and buy a sausage. The first bar they go in they order 2 beers each.

When they decide to leave, one takes out the sausage and places it between his legs. The other bends over and starts sucking on it. The bartender, forgetting that they had not payed yet, thinks something else is going on so he kicks them out.

They repeat this for around 15 more bars and are hammered. Then the first guy says "damn my back hurts from bending over so much!" 

The second says "you think that's bad? I lost the sausage 7 bars ago"

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