Laughter is the Best Medicine - Cucumber (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

Probably an old one but here goes...

After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favorite by far was sliced cucumber...

I don’t know if it was our source, or our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days. This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the corner grocery store to just grab a couple cucumbers.

After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the same clerk. The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little smile’s and sometimes a wink.

All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably thinking. The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline; hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumors about me being a vegan!

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