Laughter is the Best Medicine - "Hey boy... watcha got there?" (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

An old Southern man was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise... 

He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.  

He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"  

The boy yells back,  "Roll of chicken wire."  

"What you gonna do with that?"  the old man says. 

The boy says "Gonna catch me some chickens."  

The old man yells back,  "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" 

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.  

That evening, at sunset, the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. 

The same time the next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and once again he sees the boy walk by, this time carrying something kind of round in his hand. 

The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"  

The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."  

"What you gonna do with that?"  the old man says.  

The boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."  

The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" 

Again the boy just laughs and keeps walking. 

That night, around sunset, the boy walks by on his way back home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. 

The same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. 

The old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" 

The boy says, "It's a pussy willow."  

The old man says...

"Wait up! ... I'll get my hat!"

~End