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I think I'm gonna like this "pole" ;)

  • Power Sausage 3
  • Purple Flute 2
  • Dangling Salami 2
  • Hairy Snake 0
  • Iron Wand 3
  • Pussy Injector 4
  • Monster Schlong 2
  • Pleasure Pole 11
  • Mister Pecker 0
  • Girthy Gun 0
  • Other (add your choice in the comments) 2
  • All of the Above 0
  • 2020-02-05
  • 29 votes
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Content

A friend shared this fun little quiz with me but, sadly I can't really participate since I don't have the right equipment (if I did, you'd probably never hear from me again... I'd be too busy playing with my own... "sex gun")  😂🤣😜

I figured you guys could have some fun with it.

I thought it might be fun to try and incorporate some of these ridiculous euphemisms for penis into an audio. So feel free to share your own quiz answers in the comments AND...

Choose which ridiculous cock name(s) you'd want to hear me use in an upcoming audio story!

Comments

Anonymous

Girthy Sword. I'll take it.

OldCuck54

Pleasure Machine, Pussy Hammer, and the simple Big Beef.

LH

slut juice dispenser, sperm hose, or Lacey's thirst quencher!