CC's Diary - First Entry (Patreon)

Writing my naughty thoughts down in a dairy is supposed to help curb them. At least that's what I've read. I don't know if that's true, but it's worth a shot. 

(A listener had recently suggested some diary entries, not quite like this, but it did spark this inspiration. Sadly I've misplaced their messages, but if it was a Patreon... thank you and hope you enjoy)