Fjordur #29 (Patreon)

Felicitations from the Holy Land, where I, as sole survivor of a band of mercenary soldiers stashed away much booty; and concealèd it shall stay until a boat’s procured to sail me home.

I found your name within the Domesday tome, a family respected and adored; and honest – one I wish to share my hoard of treasure with, for gems and jewels and gold in England can for boundless wealth be sold. Let’s partner up, and since we’re men of wit, I’ll offer you a fifty-fifty split.

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