Flattened Princess Bubblegum (Patreon)

Princess Bubblegum was already aware that her candy guards were not the... brightest. But this was next levels of denseness even for them: mistaken as a magical talking graffiti, the banana guards refused to help peel her out as it would defile said magical decoration.

As the flattened and smeared princess struggled her best to peel out by herself, she really considered getting smarter bodyguards after this...