HAPPY EASTER XANADOOM! (Patreon)

Hail Xanadoom!  I just want to take a moment to say I hope you enjoy your Easter Sunday and that the Easter Bunny brought everyone some nice eggs...though why eggs are associated with a rabbit is quite beyond my understanding.  I mean, does the Easter Bunny have an egg farm?  Or does he steal the eggs from unwitting farmers?  I very much doubt he buys the eggs, because the economics of that would be daunting.  It calls into question the economics of the whole Easter Bunny situation.  Same thing with Santa...does he pay the elves?  Or is it some kind of slave labor, or simply intimidation?  I don't know...these are mysteries indeed, but don't fret about them!  Leave the fretting to me, and have a wonderful Easter!