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I put a question mark at the end of that title here, just between us, because honestly I have NO IDEA if they'll be insane enough to go forward with this version, or even if this account is true and not a hoax designed to discredit me.  Regardless, for the sake of everyone's sanity, I hope this screening is either fictional or something relegated to the past, because it's absolutely abominable.

Have at it Xanadoom...   :D

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Rise of Skywalker Leaks Test Screening Details | The Latest Rumors!

Rise of Skywalker test screenings have been confirmed by an additional source who in turn claims four direct confirmations from friends with direct knowledge of the production, and I have been given details of an alleged test screening that purportedly took place several months ago! I cannot confirm the truth of this account, but almost certainly if it is an accurate account this screening is some variation on the rumored Iger version, and it's extremely doubtful this particular cut will ever see the light of day. Enjoy this rumored glimpse behind the scenes at the Star Wars film that might have been. #riseofskywalker #starwars #testscreening

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Anonymous

Whatever the ending is I will wait until your review of this mess to find out, because I certainly won't be going to see it!

Anonymous

What a horrible thing, these people have done. If you ask me, even if the account is untrue, it makes DNSY look even worse. Imagine a mega corporation hiring people to discredit a youtube personality! Not quite the "family friendly" creators anymore, are they?

Anonymous

Nor me! But that's really old news now. I've been barking about this shit since December 2017.

Anonymous

"Release the Snyder cut" will turn into "Release the Kennedy cut" once the storm passes, everyone will want to see that comedy. I want to see how crazy it can get!

Anonymous

I truly believe that Disney stopped being "family friendly" when Walt Disney died. I think that he would be appalled at what his dream has become. It's really too bad that Doomcock has to see the mess in order to review it for all of us. That is truly the sign of a great Liege Lord.

Anonymous

Maybe Disney's approach is this: Release a deluge of fake "spoilers" (with each one being worse than the last)... that way, when people receive their official (mediocre) movie they won't complain. They'll say, "Well, I heard a lot of those WACKY rumors. The movie certainly could've been a whole hell of a lot worse!"

Anonymous

This ...was utter garbage. I hope it is a hoax :/

Anonymous

Episode 9: The KK Cut would probably make a great double billing with Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Anonymous

Ah Star Wars, all we have left are our memories of how amazing it was when I saw that groundbreaking movie came out,. Star Wars Nd Star Trek were all ways fun and open to all. What a cluster fuck of dark unintelligent, belligerent incoherent messes they've become, Kennedy, Jar Jar and Kurtzman, will never see my money again. Screw Disney, without respect we reject.

Red alert

If these leeks are true than jj is the worst director of all time and I know 8 year old me would cry uncontrollably if I had to watch 3po and r2 die

Anonymous

JJ: "But it doesn't matter that C3PO and R2 are dead. I gave you BETTER droids! BB8 and that little lampshade toddler-bot D-0! Trust me, you'll LOVE them!" :)

Anonymous

Over the past couple of weeks I have been on eBay collecting the media I want from eps 1-6, all second hand and released prior to Disney buying LF. Disney is getting easier to ignore every day!

Seithon

Honestly Order 67 sounds hilarious :P At this point I almost want to see it just to see how ridiculous it all gets.

Anonymous

Thank god we won't see it.

Anonymous

2024: Execute order 69.

Anonymous

if the rumors are true, the moment the falcon goes boom...will be the death knell for didney woke wars. There will be absolutely no reason for people to visit galaxy's sky mall edge. they didn't really think that one through. Any future child visiting that most wretched hive of scum and villainy will turn to their parental units and proclaim "But daddy/mommy, didn't the falcon get blowed up? why is it here?" to which a cast member will chime in and say "oh, that's not THE falcon....just another one like it." to maintain the lie.

P.H. Vale

A ship with 2 super lasers is exactly what JJ would do. It just fits into his absolute inability to tell a cohesive story. Leia having a saber pisses me off to no end, if this is true. Leia never trained in the new canon. There is nothing in the books. Nothing. In Bloodline she's in her early 40s and not trained.

Anonymous

Wow, horrible! This seems like the finish the destruction of our billion dollar investment option, so hopefully Disney doesn’t choose to release it.

Anonymous

Yes, my liege, this movie is actually WORSE than we could have ever imagined it. Leia with a "lightsaber"... SHE --- ISN'T --- a JEDI !!!! OMFG!!!

Anonymous

I've been fighting against Disney Wars since the day they decanonized the EU.