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Rise of Skywalker Test Screenings! Lucas Has New Ending? (Patreon)

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2019-11-08 19:15:30
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2021-07

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Rise of Skywalker test screenings DID occur according to two new sources, and these screenings were DISASTERS! I previously reported a rumor regarding test screenings and reshoots, and these accounts seem to confirm a great deal of what I previously reported, adding new details about what happened, and the plot twist that George Lucas has pitched to save Episode IX! 

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Rise of Skywalker Test Screenings DISASTER | Lucas to the Rescue?

Rise of Skywalker test screenings did occur according to two new sources, and these screenings were disasters! I previously reported a rumor regarding test screenings and reshoots, and these accounts seem to confirm a great deal of what I previously reported, adding new details about what happened, and the plot twist that George Lucas has pitched to save Episode IX! #riseofskywalker #episode9 #riseofskywalkerleak

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Anonymous

Hail Doomcock !! All power to you.

Anonymous

So a secret Skywalker might just appear out of thin air, kind of like Mikey Spock did on STD. That's laughably bad. Disney continues to astound me with their incompetence.

doomcock

Oh...and just between us guys...this is NOT all of what I have. This is the LEAST explosive stuff. At the last minute I decided to break this video into two videos. Stupid to put it all in at once. No...there is more to come. Daddy Doomcock knows MUCH MUCH MORE.

Anonymous

So they're introducing the fabled Jake Skywalker. I love it!

Anonymous

No wait, I got it! LANDO is the new Skywalker. He, Luke and Leia got married in the 30 years we didn't get to see! Of course. It makes so much sense...

Anonymous

Hail Doomcock! Is it time to push the button and let Harvey out?

Anonymous
>>28770512

"No, there is another..." LOL. Bet you don't know who that quote is from...

Anonymous

Good stuff. I will like (briefly) Star Wars again if the ending goes ---Delorean swoops in, Doc Brown jumps out and yells, "Rey, Finn get in here, there is a problem with your kids!".

Anonymous

Let me suggest a revised title for this truly epic cinematic calamity - "Star Wars: The Rigor Mortis of Creativity - The Clusterfuck Cut" !!! It's safe to say that Terminator: Woke Fate will loss the number one spot for this years "Monumental Mismanagement of a Franchise" award to Star Wars and in addition Disney Star Wars will finally win the highly coveted "Total Annihilation of an IP Legacy" lifetime achievement award. Star Wars is dead, dead and thrice dead !!!

Anonymous

Could it be a bigger clusterfuck. So depressing to see Star Wars treated it this.

Anonymous

It's as if a million voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something woke has happened.

Anonymous

Using George is fabulous news because, while it cannot save the franchise, it will vindicate him, and make him look great (and he still has millions of fans despite the prequels) literally coming in with utter shite to work with and still pulling off a result, and it will *really* make Kathleen Kennedy look bad, force her to eat an entire humble pie. She will certainly not come away from this in one piece. She'll be lucky to ever work again. Addendum: Be sure not to forget that whatever shortcomings Lucas' version has none of them will reflect badly on him under the circumstances. Another thing is that Disney will presumably be paying him which must really stick in their craw after having cut off their nose to spite him, bent over backwards to avoid using anything for which they'd have to pay him. He may even have turned the screw on them and made them squeal.

Anonymous

It's shocking just how badly they've fucked everything up with this IP, it was so easy just to take it and make truck loads of cash....but they somehow turned a golden IP into shit in record time. At this point would anyone be all that surprised if we found out JarJar fathered the hidden Skywalker after slipping Padame the Gungan behind Anakins back -_-

Anonymous

The secret Skywalker needn't be explained, opening up a new future for the franchise (given time, Lucas could come up with something, I'm sure). If Disney have capitulated and crawled to Lucas begging him to save them, he could end up with the an executive consultant roie. Not that this is something I'd relish. I'm actually surprised at Lucas for agreeing to be involved at this stage. He doesn't need the money and he's been well and truly dumped on by Disney in the way they've butchered his baby, so to speak. I would hav thought he'd be canny enough to sit back and laugh and wait for Disney to offload the franchise in an effort to cut their losses. Then he could buy it back (and look like a genius) and then continue the franchise (as he originally advised Disney to do) in a manner that completely ignores the Disney films as if they never existed (and they'll soon be forgotten, of that we can be sure). It all depends on whether or not he's had his love of film making reignited and how much he likes making money. I can't see how he could possibly have watched how Disney took the franchise and not find himself screaming at the screen and saying what they should have done and so become creatively rejuvenated.

Anonymous

"Legos, spit, and broken dreams" ... and, I would add, some bubble gum, used toothpicks, earwax, rubber bands, hot glue, and the contents of some old mustard packs from a drawer in the Lucasfilm break room, all held together with zip ties, duct tape, Band-Aids, and lots of JJ's flop sweat. (Seriously, though, what an incompetent hack job this new "trilogy" turned out to be!)

Anonymous

Hey, wait a minute ... a "Secret Skywalker"?! I thought this movie was supposed to mark the *END* of the Skywalker Saga!!!

Anonymous

OMG!!!!

Anonymous

And Star Wars used to be such a great and noble franchise. I would at least like to see KK fired for destroying it.

Anonymous

200K views today! (It's already over 202K, actually.)

Anonymous

Midnight's Edge just posted a report of their own, very complimentary of yours: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25q3tC-GPf4