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Here it is, Doomcock's first appearance with the good people of Midnight's Edge!  Featuring an opening cartoon written by Doomcock!  Enjoy!

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Captain Rob's Trek Log Episode 8 - Discovery Episode 11 and 12

In this episode, Dictor Van Doomcock, Ren, Tom, and Robb discuss Star Trek Discovery episodes 11 & 12 Ren on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCotCx-a6RsxXbdgri5kmKEw Doomcock on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeCJB88u93eq91U0rlJsW-A

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Sarkkoth

This was great. I'm glad people are stepping up and pointing out the many many flaws in this terrible bastardization of Star Trek.

Tee SToney

Kicking back, drowning your pain in whiskey, good stuff, Doc.

Anonymous

I take pride in aligning myself with a Supervillain who unleashes his full fury and pulls no punches on this Trekkian Heresy. The very existence of a Mikey Spock makes this series irredeemable, and extinguishes the possibility of anything worthwhile springing from this fount of filth. Every time the others tried to cast even the slightest positive spin on STD, Doomcock stepped in to remind everyone that even if you put BoarsHead Roast Beef in a shit sandwich, you're still eating shit. I think he hammered this home in response to someone saying that STD is a shit sundae with a cherry on top, and he responded "Where's the cherry?". I nearly wet myself. Doomcock, as always, came across as a true, uncompromising champion of Trek and the values we hold dear.

doomcock

Thank you my friend! This Doomcock swears - I will never accept this pretender to the throne. I hate it with every fiber of my being, and I will never let go of that bright shining vision that is the One True Star Trek, never lose sight that STD is an abomination. (And I'm glad you only "nearly" wet yourself! Doomcock never aspires to be a diuretic!) ;)

doomcock

Doomcock is a control freak, and so it took every bit of self-control not to seize control of the whole thing and begin ranting! Doomcock generally does not play well with others...but he tries. Some have complained I stepped on other people, but we recorded that on Discord, and it's difficult not to step on others...especially when you're a supervillain! Still, we will do our best this coming Thursday...I will be on my best behavior, I assure you.

Anonymous

STD is however a very effective ipecac.

doomcock

Indeed! If you've been poisoned, just watch a chunk of STD...you'll rapidly empty the contents of your stomach and be out of harm's way (well, physical harm...mental/emotional harm can result from watching STD...)!

doomcock

There was a typo in my previous response, "I" instead of "It", and it wouldn't let me edit the damn thing, so I deleted it! And so you get another answer...in short, I must attack the damn thing, as fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly...still, I'm glad my compulsion to attack this thing makes you happy! :D

Anonymous

I was surprised to find that even RedLetterMedia, who are generally quite tolerant of broadly inconsistent messages and particularly of transgressive writing, could barely hold back their STD bile in their Season 1 Re:View. Although our Overlordship is owed the utmost respect for championing the cause against this assault on humanity, reason, and critical thought, it is clear that the world at large is running out of taste for this bunkum. We as living, thinking beings demand more than the avant-garde menstruations of a putrescent mind!

doomcock

That's GREAT to hear Mahaveez! I just really really wish that Season 2 wouldn't happen. That would renew my faith in humanity, but alas...I suspect our civilization has indeed sunk that low... :(

Tee SToney

Season 2 is going to be "nut up or shut up" for them. Unlike S1, they aren't going to have their costs covered. I suspect all these non-defined numbers and frontery are going to be revealed as one more naked emperor and S2 will be it.

doomcock

As bad as Season 1 was, I think with the inclusion of the Enterprise, Pike and Spock to defile, Season 2 has the potential to be absolutely maddening. I hope you're right, Junius. I hope it either dies before getting made, or goes down in fucking flames, because this thing is atrocious. Be nice of CBS All Access went tits up, completely off the air. That would be the best Xmas present Doomcock could get!