Cow Clicker Suggest-a-Unit (Patreon)

Hello!

Making good on my plans for the next update, I'll be trying to add a bit more in the way of more units, their respective upgrades, including other upgrades and hopefully at least one other mechanic (at this time) to keep things interesting!

I think one of the fun parts is the nature of the absurdity factor as things progress and "Big Milk" grows and grows. The standards become more unrealistic and even more wild.

I'm hoping to add at least 5 more units for the next update, and two have already been made. Really what it comes down to is a fun name/concept along with a funny description/flavor text to go with it.

You can see in-game examples of this already, such as the Milk-Making Supplements unit, which when you hover over the buy option in-game has the description:

Milk-Making Supplements - "These sweethearts could use a bit more help producing!"

or

Massager - "Wouldn't you need a nice massage after working your boobs all day?"

That sort of stuff! And to give a sneak peek, one of the new units is called "Milky Way Probe" with this definition:

Milky Way Probe - "You know it's not called the Milky Way for nothing, right? It has "milk" in the name! Liquid bodies of milk out in space are just waiting to be harvested, thousands of times the size of all the water on our planet!"

So the whole thing is that as you progress the scenarios become more wild (but milk-centric) as your capitalist empire takes over the world!

If possible, I'd like to start sourcing either Unit ideas or descriptions from the community and credit them in-game!

So it'd be something like this:

Milky Way Probe - "Blah-blah-blah my definition, blah-blah" - [Patron name here]

Like you're being quoted, for example! Of course, if you'd rather a different name appear for it, I think that'd be fun as well!

If you're interested, just drop a comment in this post with a general format:

Unit Name

Description

(Specific name, optional)

Zero pressure on this, but I wanted to give people a chance to offer ideas if they'd like to see something featured! Otherwise if not, no sweat and thank you for staying so invested! If you do like something you see here though, drop a comment or some sort of response!