The Great Pumpkins (Patreon)

Poor Linus, he's in college now but still trying to find the great pumpkin. This year his search led him to this abandoned farm, with curious pumpkin patch--curious because they were all carved and lit and decked out for Halloween, but no one was home. He needed to take a leak so he whipped it out and then, since no one was around, decided to rub one out. So caught up in his self pleasuring he didn't see or hear the great pumpkins coming to have their way with him.