Halloween 16 (Patreon)

Not everyone fears the creatures that come out on All Hallow's Eve. Nicholas owns an apple orchard, and every year, he puts out a really scary scarecrow to drum up business. But he also knows that on Halloween that scarecrow comes to life, and it's got a big dong and a year's worth of horniness to satisfy. This year, his scarecrow brought a friend from a display at a neighboring farm, an evil clown with an even bigger dong. Well, Nicholas tells himself it's just a "display come to life." Necessary fiction and all that.