Comet and Cupid (Patreon)

Santa Mack has got a thing about nut cracking. He can’t see a pair of balls that he doesn’t want to tie up, squeeze, smack around, or otherwise torment. His elves get so much nut abuse that they’ve learned to test each other often. All the elves like to go sledding on the ice near Santa’s compound. They don’t get cold up here—they’re elves after all. But they don’t just sled. Cupid here is riding Comet’s big sausage, and while Comet stuffs Cupid’s hole, he’s also using a large pincer to squeeze and pull on Cupid's nutsack. You might have heard tell about “reindeer games” but as we’ve learned, talking, flying reindeer don’t really exist. But these elves do, and these are the kind of games they play.