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Earlier this month I put a special piece of art as a thank-you for reaching 300 patrons (a number that we actually blew right past, which is honestly amazing!)! 

Along with the art I had a little game attached, and the rules were simple: every like that the picture got on any platform would be one visitor at the wall. Patron likes counted for  double, and every tier of patron received a poll to help describe what the aftermath would look like.

The Results

First up, some simple like/upvote numbers from some different sites:

Patreon: 82 (not doubled yet)
F95: 15
Twitter: 19
Discord: 48
Reddit: 228

I think Reddit clearly benefited from a much larger audience and a lower "cost" of upvoting compared to liking on other platforms. Rules are rules though, and all those upvotes definitely count!

So that gives a base count of 82 patron visits, plus an extra 310 visits from "strangers". Now let's take a look at how all of you treated me! The Visitor tier poll decided the general attitude of the horny masses.

"We form a chaotic mob; a dick for every hole!" - 59% of votes for organization.
"I'm fast and rough - good thing there's lube!" - 64% of votes for your pace.

So uh... you weren't exactly gentle with the merchandise! I'm clearly going to be pretty sore at the end of this adventure! Now, how did you all choose to fuck me, and where did you finish?

Fuck her pussy - 75% of you chose ol' reliable, rather than any anal.

Creampie her - 69% (hehe) creampied me (or at least tried to; I hope the condoms held out!). The rest of you pulled out for some bukkake action. 85% of people who pulled out came on my ass, but my laptop and underwear were both caught in the splash zone.

That's a lot of creampies! I sure hope I ended up with enough condoms, or the aftermath is going to be sloppy (but in a hot, good way)! Now let's see what sort of mischief our higher tier patrons got into. Friends of the Family patrons were able to vote on a few options, and the highest voted option would go into effect. They chose:

Good advertising! Every upvote (on Reddit, Twitter, etc.) will count for double! - 44% of the vote.

Not quite a flat majority, but a solid plurality. The next highest option at 33% would have removed the "pull out" rule for Friends of the Family only. Now that raises the 310 public visits up to a massive 620!

Last up we have the Housemate poll. There are only a couple of patrons at this tier, so each vote really counted! The winner ended up being:

Dripping Mess; I'll turn all of the cum effects up to 11! - Winning with 50% of the (4) votes!

Yep, this aftermath is going to get wet, and I'm very excited about it!

Finally, there's one major bit of business to figure out: did I run out of condoms? I budgeted $100 (fake) dollars to fill that bin, which works out to somewhere around 450 condoms. In total there were 784 visitors to the wall, so I'm short by over three hundred condoms because you all came back for seconds. Oopsies! At the end of the night I've:

Been fucked 784 times. Most people are averaging at least two visits to the wall before they're fully satisfied.
Had 243 cumshots fired onto my ass. That's a full liter of cum! Fuck, that's a lot more than I was expecting!
Had 588 attempts to creampie my pussy. 383 of those cumshots were thwarted before I ran out of condoms. 
Taken 205 cumshots raw; almost a liter of cum. Sloppy indeed!

So there we go! You horny folk went buck-wild and overwhelmed my fictional condom supply through sheer weight of numbers! Well done, I suppose! I'll be working on the aftermath image over the next week or so; I'll likely release it a little while after v0.14 of A Very Full House drops in celebration!

I hope you've all had a little bit of fun with this event! Be sure to leave a like on this post if you want to see more interactive stuff like this!

Comments

Anonymous

Thats just one hot 🔥 beautiful mess 🥰

Anonymous

hi, does anyone know how to unblock footrub legrub and buttrub, with Brandon

MetaMira

Have a nap while Brandon is in the livingroom. You'll need to have Brandon at CL3 or higher to see the highest corruption version of the event.