Ask me 6 (Patreon)

I'm sure I've mentioned before, but I'm the only guy at my job that doesn't have a significant other or wife or kids, so all my coworkers take off for the holidays and I'm stuck holding down the fort for like a week and a half.  Anyway, I've really fallen behind on these questions, trying to catch up.  The original question included Briohn, but I excluded him since he easily wins with that giant fusion tanuki sack he's got. This way the competition is a little closer.