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This is a classic case of I had a dumb thought evolving from "John using a bad pick-up line" to "John through the years using bad pick-up lines" to "I need more chesty characters to make this work" to "I'll ask some of my friends if I can guest star their OCs". Long story short, this got out of hand quickly, and took way longer than it should have.

For people that don't recognize the guest stars they're Rob C's Maddie (mole), Skelly's Diana (skunk), Bluelighthouse's Trisha (bunny), Landsec's marble fox and the blue-haired fox I forgot to get their names. Whoops. The Pig and the Red Panda are mine, and they might make a return appearance down the line, or not, we'll see.

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Radio Ardilla

It would have been perfect to see him get slapped in the face or other such reaction for some of those lines.

Tay

John knows that if the pickup lines don’t work he just needs to show the size of his bulge xD

Akiric

I thought about adding a success rate percentage for each one, but I'm not good enough at math to convey how ineffective the lines are.

Lucanid Landman

The pig, white fox, and skunk ladies appeared to at least be not completely put off.

RealTeeWolfe

John sure does have some good shirt choices!